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« Thread started on: Mar 20th, 2004, 5:03pm »

The First Story Chain
Characters:
Billy - 15, kinda dumb, but still good.
Kong - ?, pretty intellegent but has an addiction to fire
Scene:
Museum of very easily broken things
Start!
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Billy: I'm bored *pokes self in head*
Kong: ...*lifts a vase*
Billy: *stares around*...wanna play chuck the vase?
Kong: ...eh, why not...
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« Reply #1 on: Mar 28th, 2004, 01:03am »

Do we hafta continue it?
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« Reply #2 on: Mar 29th, 2004, 1:51pm »

...yeah...
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« Reply #3 on: Apr 5th, 2004, 05:31am »

Oh okay cool! ^^

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Mr Generic Guard-type-guy: *walks in* Hey! What are you two doin'!huh!
*they drop the vase*
Billy: Oh no Davey! It's the cops!
Kong: My names not Davey! And that's a security guard!
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« Reply #4 on: Apr 5th, 2004, 5:19pm »

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Billy: ...really?
Kong: Yes! My names Kong! You've been callin' me that for the past 5 years!
Billy: Are you sure you're not Davey?
Guard: *tapping foot* Are you done now?
Kong: Uhh, no?
*grabs up Billy and makes a mad dash for the exit*
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« Reply #5 on: Apr 6th, 2004, 07:35am »

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*guards are at the main exit*
Billy: Oh no Davey! We're trapped!
Kong: My names not Davey... *looks around* Over there! *runs up stairs*
Billy: Why are we running from the cops anyway?
Kong: Because Davey's on parole...
Billy: Who the hell is Davey?
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« Reply #6 on: Apr 8th, 2004, 12:36am »

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Kong: Gah, eh...grrr....*continues up stairs*
Scene-Fossil section of the prehistoric wing
Billy: Ouhhhhh
Kong: *sees big T-Rex and climbs up*
Billy: ...why does this seem familiar?
Kong: ...
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« Reply #7 on: Apr 9th, 2004, 06:56am »

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Kong: Anyway... How're we gonna get out of here?
Billy: Well you know what I do whenever I'm in a jam?
Kong: Oh god, not that....
Billy: I start to... SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!
I'm SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!1
Guards: OH GOD NOO!!!!!!!*drops to the floor in pain*
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« Reply #8 on: Apr 10th, 2004, 1:39pm »

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Kong: *with ears covered* Wow, looks like you've finally done something right
Billy: Really?
Kong: What? *uncovers ears*
Billy: ...I LOVE TO SIIIIIING!!!!
Kong: ARGHH!! *topples over with the T-rex and Billy onto the gaurds*
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« Reply #9 on: Apr 14th, 2004, 8:25pm »

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Kong: Hurry, let's go! While he's distracted!
Billy: While who's distracted?
Kong: The guard!
Billy: Who's the guard?
Kong: Him! *points at guard*
Billy: I thought he was a police man...
Kong: No, he's not....
Billy: Well what is he then?
Kong: ................ *grabs Billy**jumps out window*
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« Reply #10 on: Apr 15th, 2004, 12:12pm »

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Billy: I didn't know you could fly?
Kong: Fly? *looks down*...oh...
Billy: We're gonna die aren't we?
Kong: Most likely
Billy: Will we go squish or will we go splat?
Kong: ...why do I have to die with an idiot?
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« Reply #11 on: Apr 18th, 2004, 04:47am »

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JUST THEN!
*Super Man flies in and saves them*
Billy: Ahhh! I'm being kidnapped!
Kong: He's saving us, you dolt!
Billy: Well who is he?
Kong: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS!huh
Super Man: Why I'm, SUPER MAN!
Billy: Oh..... Well thank you for saving us, Mr. Man! ^^
Kong: Were you dropped on you head as a child?
Super Man: Why yes.... Why do you ask?
Kong: ...............>>..........<<..................
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« Reply #12 on: Apr 18th, 2004, 7:21pm »

(good God, Ultra is funnah)
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*Spider-man accidently smacks into Superman*
Everyone: AGGHHH!!!
Billy: OH GOD! A SPIDER!!! *smacks Spider-man repetitively*
Kong: Why do I smell a lawsuit?
*begins descent to ground*
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« Reply #13 on: Apr 20th, 2004, 5:00pm »

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*Still falling*
Everyone: AAAGGH!!!
Kong: *Falls into a tree* . . . Well that wasn't that bad.
*Super Man falls on Kong* *Thud!*
Kong: UMPH!
*Spider Man falls on Kong and Super Man*
Kong & Super Man: ACK!
*Billy falls on Kong, Super Man, & Spider Man*
Kong, Super Man, & Spider Man: UGH!
Billy: Hey, that was FUN! Lets do it again grin
Everyone but Billy: *Blank annoyed stare*
Billy: *Looks down* . . . AAGH SPIDER! shocked *Starts Mario Stomping*
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« Reply #14 on: Apr 20th, 2004, 8:37pm »

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Kong: OH GOD! YOU KILLED SPIDER-MAN!
Superman: Yay!
Kong: o_o
Billy: Billy no likey spiders
Superman: Me too Timmy, me too
Billy: I'm Billy
Kong: ...yeah, and I'm Davey...
Billy: Who?
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